My mom still does this to me
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.
"Leaves. On the ivy vine. When the last one falls I must go, too. I've known that for three days. Didn't the doctor tell you?"
my favorite part is when she shut them two white bitches up not with the routine but with a simple snap of “told you cracker bitches” lol